/jp/ - Otaku Culture

the archive of gura's privated muse dash streams is (finally) fully seeded to multiple clients. there were a couple of dozen clients in the swarm last time i checked, so it should be a quick download now.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:bab06da1264142f7549d9101e0aa4818f16dae8e&dn=gura%20muse%20dash

5ch Dumpster Dive Daily Dose Day 12

>ワトちゃまを嫁にしたい カリオペを姉にしたい タコとサメを娘にしたい
>I want Watchama as my wife, Calliope as my older sister, and squid + shark as my daughters

>鳥・・・
>Bird...

>サメちゃんにはスパチャ読み数時間という謎文化破壊してほしい
>I hope shark destroys the "spend hours doing superchat readings" culture

>外人はスパチャ読みなしでもスパチャ投げるそれに赤スパとか投げられるとその場でお礼する例えばココの場合Reddit枠はスパチャ一切読まないのに外人が30万円毎回投げてるでも日本向けの歌配信やゲーム枠はスパチャ読みしないと2万円～10万円しかスパチャ飛ばない 外人は読まれなくてもスパチャするが日本人は読まれないとしない
>Foreigners will superchat even if there isn't a superchat reading. Also you're thanked immediately (by EN) for akasupas. Coco doesn't read superchats during Reddit meme reviews, but foreigners always toss 300,000 yen at her. Meanwhile Japanese singing/gaming/etc streams without superchat readings only pull 20,000~100,000 yen. Foreigners don't care if their superchats aren't read, but the Japanese only superchat if they are.

>海外ニキ=配信のお礼にスパチャ(チップ)日本ニキ=推しと話したいからスパチャ
>Overseas bros = superchat as a thank-you (tipping)
>JP bros = superchat because they want to talk with their oshi

>日本にはチップの文化ないから仕方ないねどっちも悪くないよ
>Not that either reason is bad, but Japan just doesn't have tipping culture

>タコ、これはなんだい？ https://i.imgur.com/RkbUZHs.jpg
>wtf squid? (note: Google TL translated POV to ハメ撮り, lit. POV porn)

>ハメ撮りwwww
>ハメ撮り！？
>POV porn?!

>はめ撮り流出ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
>POV porn leaks!!!

>見たいんだけどどこにおいてあるの
>I wanna watch it, where is it?

>あめとぐらのハメ撮り！？！？
>ワトちゃまとサメのハメ撮り？？！
>Watchama and shark POV porn??!

>触手プレイきちゃ！？
>Tentacle play?!

>ライン超えすぎだろGoogle
>グーグル翻訳ひどいな
>グーグルさあ
>Google-kun...

>POVって別視点って意味じゃないのか
>I'm pretty sure POV means 'point of view'

5ch during Watson's CoD stream:
>ぼっさんとワトちゃまコラボしてほしいけどまぁ言葉の壁で無理だろうな
>I want to see a Botan x Watchama collab, but it's too bad it probably won't happen due to the language barrier.

>ワトソンがたまにﾌｩｰｳｨｰて鳴くのすき
>I like it when Watson makes those wee-woo noises

>ワトソン最強！
>Watson's the best!

>ワトちゃま上着はデバフなの？
>Is Watson's coat debuffing her?

>ワトちゃま結婚してくれ～O～O～O
>Watchama please marry me~

>お父さんお母さん生まれてきてごめんなさい
>Mom, dad, I'm sorry I was born.

Meanwhile Hololive Global:
>L*SERB*IT AND AME ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!!!
>IS ///HE/// AMELIA'S BF??
>IS WATSON GRADUATING???
>IS HE BASED? IS HE NOT BASED??
>What are the narratives bros????
>WHAT IF SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE GUYS
>SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE TEAMATES
>TAKE YOUR MEDS
>I was sleeping and I'm too retarded to check the archives please spoonfeed me what happened
>ogey rrrrrrat

Day 11: >>/jp/thread/S26793518#p26793603