/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12397713
Oh dammit, I can just hear it. In Kanoya, seicento e quaranta! In Yokosuka, duecento e trentuna! Cento in Sasebo, in Lingga novantuna! Ma in Maizuru... Ma in Maizuru, son gia mille e tre! Mille e tre! Mille e tre!

We really need an Italian to insert warship types into the song, so that the admiral is bragging about conquering battleships, cruisers and carriers instead of maids, countesses and princesses. I'm not good enough to rewrite Don Giovanni.

But, come to think about it, there's a musical that fits my E6 experience almost as well as it.

Two BBs at the boss node... Sounds crazy, no? But here in our little board of /jp/, every one of us has two BBs at the boss. We try to cut-in the correct one without going broke. It isn't easy. You may ask, why do we keep trying, if it's so difficult? Well, we try because there's a cute DD in tow. And why do we keep turning back? That, I can tell you in one word!

Taiha!

(Heavy damage! Heavy damage! Taiha!)
(Heavy damage! Heavy damage! Taiha!)

Because of heavy damage, we keep going back for many, many sorties. To avoid it, we have placebos for everything. How to sparkle, how to sortie, how to battle... how to play music! For instance, we always play the Gundam Unicorn theme, when we're at an important fight. This prevents bosses from hitting our ships to the red. You may ask, how did this placebo get started? I'll tell you.

I don't know.

But it gets you boss kills. And because of our placebos, every one of us staves off heavy damage, and handles the event to the best of his luck.

(DA DA DA DUNN DUNN)
(DA DA DA DUNN DUNN)

Who, day and night, will aim for only CVs
Critting them to red and forcing you to turn back
And who has the might to force you in a pinch
into using damecons?

(CV-hime, CV-hime! Taiha!)
(CV-hime, CV-hime! Taiha!)