/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14951974
>Get Polyphema drunk and fuck her
>She asks you your name
>Tell her "Nobody"
>She goes out to the other Cyclops and tells them "Nobody slept with me last night!"
>Tears up when she sees their looks of pity at the idea of a big breasted 227 cm monoeye sleeping in her cave by herself
>The hatefucking she puts you through later that night is enough to get Hades to knock on the ground with a broomstick

>>14899005
Paladin this, Paladin that. Uther Lightbringer hit me with a Wiffle Ball bat.