/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10676266
BOTH

I fucking LOVE tall women.
I see nothing wrong here.
I'm 5'6 if that matters.

>>9819952
I can agree with this.
I'd say Ran, Yukari, Yuugi, and Yuuka are among my top fapped-to Touhous.
Maybe Eirin too.

>>8881799
>>8881832
I do.
Very much so.

>>8400469

I love the hat

1 Yuugi Hoshiguma
2 Eirin Yagokoro
3 Sakuya Izayoi
3 Letty Whiterock
3 Chen
3 Ran Yakumo
3 Utsuho Reiuji (Okuu)
3 Koishi Komeiji
9 Rin Kaenbyou (Orin)
10 Suika Ibuki

Meh, seems about right, however some I would knock out over others not on there. At least the top ones are correct for the most part. I don't even remember being asked about Satori at all.

>>8099453

I always considered her Yuugi-like. Muscled, but not enough to make her lose her breasts like those body builders.

>>6433843

Touhou oni go by the "honourable" way, preferring a fair fight - perhaps not outright announcing their intent to attack or issuing a formal challenge, but in the very least giving the opponent a fighting chance.
Should be noted though that Touhou oni also have a different idea of a "fair" fight than humans. For example oni see nothing wrong with challenging ordinary humans to a test of strength or similar, which humans have no chance of winning without cheating.
Ironically that ill habit probably contributed to the human tendency to cheat, which eventually led the oni into self-exile.

>>6402834

According to [insert obscure Russo-Swedish 1970's sci-fi illustrator here], sex in zero gravity would involve temporarily being able to breathe in space, as well as growing webbed fingers and toes for solar sail maneuvering.

There are reasons few people know of him, and reasons those who do know can't remember his name.

>>6324456

Well...

I mean sake, not beer.

Then again sake is related more closely to beer than to wine.

BRAWLING TIME

>>5393053

Smells a bit like bad whiskey.
Then again, it isn't like you have to worry much about that since oni and humans are generally biologically incompatible - the genes may be close enough, but way too great difference in hormone and blood alcohol levels to produce offspring.

BROS BEFORE HOS

>>4850769

Yes, then there's always that...

You can always skip the brawn if you happen to be an 800 years old mundane canine forest animal mystically transformed into a majicks-toting anthropomorphic legendary creature of unspeakable powers. Then you are free to have a full firm pair of thunderboobs without any risk of back pain or sagging.

I dunno. Yukari is abusive and lazy towards Ran. Imagining Yukari as a motherly figure is hard for me.

As RAGEWORTHY as Chado's doujins were, it was kind of fun seeing Ran and Yukari's relationship and power change over the centuries.

There is no time to waste.

This will not end well.

And with that, finishing for the night.

Goodnight, /jp/. If not before then, see you next decade.

>>3706986

Doesn't seem like OP is in the house.

Battle of the big-titted blondes that aren't Yukari.

Who wins and why?