/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Frog cried herself to sleep that night. "WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME. I'M JUST A TEEN GOING THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL. I HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH."
Not ONLY did she have to finish her midterm, she had to win over the hottest guy in school who JUST MIGHT be a vampire.
Frog woke up 20 minutes late. "DAMN!" she yelled, "my stupid jew of a mother didn't wake me up on time."
Frog went into turbo mode and got dressed as fast as lightning.
"No time to brush my teeth this morning, eff!!"
Frog hopped out the door and said "THANKS ALOT, MOM!" as loud as her voice could project it.
She made it JUST IN TIME for the school bus. "Thank nyx i got here in time."
She was searching the bus looking for an open seat. "OH NO." she saw Lucifer had the only open seat next to him.
She shyly sat next to him.
Lucifer greeted her with THE MOST HOTTEST smile frog could imagine.
Frog blushed and said hi back.
Lucifer asked if she did her chemistry homework.
Frog fumbled over her words. what she meant to say was "yeah, did you?" but what what she sputtered out was "I'd like to stick my chemistry homework up your ass and rape the shit out of you."
Lucifer had the most baffled look on his face and he started to say "what the he--"
when he was cut off by Frog frantically say "HAHAHa JOKES, RIGHT? YOU LIKE THEM?HAHA IT WAS A JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAH"
The whole bus was quiet.
They were silent for the rest of the bus ride.

Frog sure thought she made an ass of herself today. "shitshitshit" she muttered to herself walking down the hall.