Oh look, all the brats are up! That little Reimu girl sure is cute, but she just can't stand up to mature, full-bodied beauties like myself!
Perhaps one day she'll gain that enduring, seductive elegance that girls like me develop, but, more than likely, she'll just stay a slightly-more-intelligent priestess-version of my adorably degenerate cat Chen.
Even my armpits are sexier-though, I'd never show them to little snot-nosed shitling NEETs like you. Go get a job! Then, just maybe, I'll let you see take a peek at my thighs as a reward! Ooh, I'm such a bad girl, offering things like that! Fufufu~
Go on, little vienna sausage wielders, go forth and prove that you're a man and not a snack!