/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Decide to try hiking up a tall mountain
>Parents were mountaineers who scaled Mount Venerest, tallest mountain near MGC
>Want to plant a tiny flag at the top
>It has your name on it, because who wouldn't want to have their name at the top of a fucking tall mountain
>Trip is going good, and progress across the shallow snow is rapid
>Suddenly a blizzard
>Caught off guard, try to stumble down, but quickly get lost in the snowstorm
>Trip and land in a heap
>Huddle into yourself for warmth
>Feel so cold
>So damn cold
>See a tanned woman coming your way
>Thank fuck, It's a yeti, soon you will be safe
>As the yeti is nearing you stretch out your hand
"P-P-please-e h-h-helpp mee"
>She looks down at you as she walks past
"Sorry, I already have a husband"
>And so another poor soul was killed on the snowy mountain