/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8032197

Sometime in the fifth century AD, an already slightly moontouched musician named Myrddin had a vision of a woman in white rising out of a lake of eyes, and the last of his sanity was pretty decisively fucked up beyond repair.

Yukari thought it was funny as hell. Arthurian myth agrees.

>>7833990

I can never seem to remember the whole story, but isn't the real Kusanagi supposed to be in Gensokyo? Found in the trash or something.
I guess it really did go to the bottom of the sea back in the day.

>>7667004

I'm just surprised to see it in a context that does not also include Arc or Currybutt.

>>7516473
People want to be popular by consuming what's popular, even if they are being tricked into consuming something old and stale, Suigin. And looks like she's taking advantage of this. I know, it's sad.

You're one of us now. There is no turning back.

>>7097228
I like how you think your furfaggotry not being a meme makes it somehow better.

Reported for illegal content anyway, you fucking pedos, you're trying to approach underage girls by watching that stuff.

Ok, since OP is apparently dumb, I'll try to make it as crystal-clear as possible.
OP, this video shows Touhou:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmyGmrdpJA

Watch it. That's Touhou. Now either go away or stay here and continue to torture yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIzcFEmHuQA

Anything, really, as long as I read it like that. Fucking classy.

>>6562592
My poor, unfortunate newfriends. You have no idea what fail you are about to tread into. No, we are not helping. We prefer to stand here and laugh at your stupidity.

>>6063230
What's that? Too chaotic for you?

>>5678107
Oh, please.

Enjoy your little girls, while I enjoy my experienced, mentally and phisically mature girls, whit a little bit of hair in her... special zone.

>>5133398
Nah I can see it. The "I'm conniving and will talk with some air of ditziness because it suits my purpose, but when the moment comes my true deeper and slightly malevolent yet eerily playful voice will appear and you will know what fear is" thing suits her very well.

Joke's on you, the first time I listened to each character's theme song was when I cleared her stage.

>>4773849
Oh, ok, I'm sorry I even challenged you, Yuuka-sama, fufufufufufu~♥

Necrofantasia>Your favorite Touhou theme

Just accept it, /b/.

You arrive in Gensokyo after being punched in the face by some jock whose girl you bumped into. You have no food, you don't speak Japanese and have no way of making a living. You find yourself at the Hakurei shrine and notice it is in disrepair. A shrine maiden spots you and starts to yell at you in some strange language. You innocently put your hands up and back up in fear. She sees your sorry state and motions with her hands to fix the roof and then she heads inside and points to a bowl of rice indicating you work for food. Hungry, you accept and proceed to start working on the roof. Suddenly, a woman in frills and a parasol appears in front of you out of nowhere. She speaks your language and tells you that you are here in Gensokyo illegally and you are taking jobs away from hard working Gensokyo residents. She explains that she is in charge of the border and must deport you. What do you do?

Maybe if you put everyone in the world through an impossible task, the survivors/successes would be the most "desire" of people for having that attribute. Sorts out the weak.

Does that mean that a seemingly "cruel" or "mean" act on the world is actually good, because it allows the more "desired" people to shine and be revered?

She's using an umbrella...yet her face is soaked...

>>2695999
Shut the fuck up Dan. You better have my sammich ready or I won't rape you tenderly tonight.

Stop calling her that, Yukari is not an old h

Are there any Touhous that are Lawful Evil? It seems all the other spots are covered ranging from Yamaxanadu for Lawful Good and Flandre for Chaotic Evil but no Touhou really fucks shit up for the sake of building an empire.