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Uh oh! A wizard appears in front of you and says he can transport you into Monster Girl city! Your chance to have a Monster Waifu is in your grasp! However, there are two conditions.

1. You will be teleported into the home of a Monster Girl. Since you have no ID, money, home, etc. in this new world, you'll have to bunk with her, though odds are she wouldn't let a free man who appeared in her house escape so easily. How your life will be, if you ever are able to get paperwork showing your existence in said realm, and all that fun stuff will be in her hands.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll for species.

http://www.rangen.co.uk/chars/pergen.php

Generate Detailed Personality to determine her's.

Other minor details not determined, such as whether she's a CC, Loli, Wealth, House Location, or whatever can be left to you to fill the blanks.

2. You must recite the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises. Failure to do so at-least near-perfectly will result in a fiery death.

How does it all fare for you?

God damn it my heart.

We need more cute monstergirls doing cute things.