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Anime/television/film medley folders are simply odious.

>>8749642
>F*K

>>8748571
>Why would any casuals play it over LoL?

That is the entire fucking point.

It's not a casual game for casual gaemars.
It's a brutal, high-skill game, for competitive gamers skilled in competing at a competitive level of high stakes gameplay.

>be out of town
>ymca next to hotel where I am staying, hotel and ymca have deal
>night when I first get into town get drunk with old buddies, eat some indian food
>next day, beer shits and food poisoning maybe? idk if thats what indian food is like all the time.
>anyway, horrible foul smelly yellow nuclear oil slicks for shits all day
>but I am supposed to deadlift today!
>fuck that shit, prepare my anus, go to gym
>get about halfway through my deads, OMFG GURRGLE BURGLE TOIL AND TROUBLE COLON BURNS AND COLON BUBBLE
>SPRINT TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM
>TAKE DISGUSTING FOUL SMELLING SHIT
>feel better.
>wipe ass, dont realize toilet has automated flush
>toilet is super powerful
>as I stand up to wipe my ass, toilet automatically flushes sending a geyser of shit water into the air
>was wearing white tee shirt
>get out of stall, go to wash up, notice I have greenish/yellow skunk stripe of Indian food/curry/beer shits down the back of my shirt
>to I go back to the hotel, no, I go back to dead lifts
>gym not very busy, maybe thirty people total, very quite
>no one notices my shirt
>get back to doing DL
>put some more weigh on the bar, think it was like 375lb
>going to do it three time
>first, no prob
>second, feel a little something in my gut
>third, trying to lock out, I unleash a a noxious cloud of mustard gas from betwixt my cheecks
>loud as fuck
>must have been trapped by the shit i had just took
>smelled like death, swear to god it tinged the air yellow
>put weight down, everyone in gym is looking
>don't think anything of it
>go to get water, everyone still looking at me and walking away from me
>then it dawns on me
>i just farted really loud, and I have a shit streak down the back of my shirt
>it looks like I farted so hard it sprayed all over the place

>>7343502

>Rammstein - Amerika

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>>7098433
shame on you, iluvop is a great guy.

>>7086484

You shut your whore mouth. Don't talk to Boof like that.

>>7063386

>shitty voice acting

You played it with the English dub, didn't you?

DIDN'T YOU?

I wish I could hate you to death through the internet. My face right now.

>>7036197
Black tea's are perfectly acceptable in boiling temperatures. If you truly believe that there is only one correct way to brew based on your preferences, then it shows how little you yourself know about tea.

>>6977366
>png

Every time I scroll down and see this image, I can smell her asshole.

I just thought that needed to be said.

>>6922895

>>6908048
I dont want any other shitstain Canadian, I want my perfect Ryan. It pisses me off reading the comments from fujoshi sluts who pretend they are from Corea of all places, asking him to do something with them over the weekend. I should track her and pound her face in for even talking to Ryan.

Speaking of Ryan, he's been ignoring me. I've tried contacting him on last.fm but he wont add me, I tried MAL and he ignores me there too, and on youtube he wont respond to my comments.

All I wanted was to be his friend, then we could both talk the night away while playing video games in frilly dresses, and end it in rough sex until the sun comes up. I was going to buy him a Horo figure for his birthday, but I dont know where he lives exactly. If I keep trying though, I'm sure he will accept my feelings.

*Jiiiiiiiiiiii*

please just stop it's not funny anymore

>>The moral of the tale? John Hagan, who sent the >>original story, writes: "Lesson: don't go to the movies in areas with a large black population."

>>"We were just so aggravated. We thought, 'Forget this, we're out of here,' " Federico Freire told the Herald.

>>Seven males then surrounded Federico Freire and began to kick and punch him. I got back up to defend myself and they started running everywhere," he said. A crowd of about 100 people began to form.

When Freire looked to his wife, he said he saw a young male with his shirt off punch her in the face, knocking her out.
>>16-year-old Ishmael Dunbar struck a deputy, according to the sheriff's office
>>Destiny McNeil, 20, a relative of Dunbar, attempted to intervene in the arrest and was arrested herself
>>Reginald Gardner, 17, also hit the same deputy in the arm and resisted arrest after he was asked to leave the area.
>>15-year-old twin brothers who were charged with misdemeanor battery for striking the couple
>>Gardner was stunned in the chest with a Taser by a deputy.

>>Near the end of the incident, there were about 300 people milling around, according to authorities.

All available deputies were asked to come to the theater to help restore order, the release said. The manager then shut down the location.

>Be 16
>boyfriendless
>never started schlicking anyway
>my mom forces me to listen to "the talk" one day driving
>she pulls us over to one of those seedy sex toy shops and forces me to buy a dildo
>Tells me schlicking will make me less bitchy and be more attractive
>awkward as fuck rest of trip

>come back home
>hide dildo in my room and forget about it
>mother says nothing at first
>mfw the dildo was tucked neatly in my bed on the pillow one morning
>mfw
>hide that shit better
>come back a week later to see it perfectly tucked in
>wtf mom

>mfw it wasn't an uncut dick