/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Feel like going to a show but don't want to go alone? Consider Greenworms! Whether you're a refined individual who dabbles in exquisite artistic foreign films or an average anon excited to go to the theater to see the new Supermamono Cinematic Universe installation, Greenworms can be an exciting addition to your evening excursion! If Greenworms are really good at one thing, it's sitting in place for a period of time and eating, which is basically what you do when watching a movie! When the lights dim down and the show starts you'll realize what a great time you and your Greenworm are going to have!

The first advantage comes from the economic side of things. Due to a recent law passed in part by the Sabbath Equality Council, any and all mamono under a certain height and build are allowed free access to all public facilities and a few private ones, such as movie theaters, auditoriums, aquariums, and zoos as long as they are a registered pair with someone who could pass as the "big brother" type. Greenworms fall under the specifications, so going to the theater for 2 actually only costs as much as going alone would. This means that going with a Greenworm is a bargain compared to other mamono friends!

While I can't do anything to quell the greedy Danuki movie theater owners from overcharging you, your Greenworm will definitely make the snacks last. Take popcorn for example. The Greenworm's nubs aren't well suited to actually pick up and eat more than 1 kernel at a time, meaning that 1 large bucket of popcorn will last an incredibly long time, assuming your Greenworm is invested enough in the movie to not bury her face in the bucket. In many cases it'll be you going through your refreshments faster than your Greenworm!

Me and my Greenworm had made plans to go visit the movie theater, as the new installment in the "Agent Duster" trilogy just came out - "No Time to Line Dry". I know she's been looking forward to seeing this one, because one of the new characters is a Wonderworm spy-maid who's expertise is in cooking and climbing up walls to do espionage. It's a little embarrassing having to go through the Sabbath line and get my "Onii-san ID" checked by a little girl that I'm 99% sure is touching herself behind the counter, but I do what I must for my little Greenworm. We bought our snacks and went to the theater and began to settle in. The show itself was fantastic, with there being plenty of action, drama, and romance. Eventually my Greenworm was having some trouble eating her popcorn and focusing on the show, as the smaller kernels further down the bucket were harder to grasp. I took the initiative and whispered that I would feel her the popcorn while she watched, which at first she seemed opposed to but eventually agreed after struggling to pick up a kernel. It was a bit awkward, but eventually we got into a good rhythm of picking up a kernel and her taking it from my hand without breaking attention from the screen.

Near the end of the movie she said she wanted to feed me too, which I thought was unbearably cute. I stared directly at the screen, just as the movie was starting to wrap up. Agent Duster had just been reunited with Master after being captured, and Master leaned in for a kiss. I saw a kernel coming in from the corner of my eye and opened my mouth to take it. Only, this kernel wasn't on the end of her claw, it was in-between her lips! We were both red faced as our lips stayed connected for what felt like an eternity but was really only a few seconds. The movie felt like it ended abruptly and we disconnected as soon as people started to rise up out of their seats to leave and the lights came on. She let out an awkward laugh and said that she couldn't get the kernel in her grasp and didn't want the movie to end without feeding me at least once. I just gave her a headpat and told her to not worry about it, it tasted delicious. With that, we went back home and talked for a while about how great the movie was.

I believe that you too can have a great experience with your Greenworm watching a movie together. The movie was so much more memorable when I remember it along with the everlasting memories me and my Greenworm made, and I think you will too!