/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>5875357
lowblow, dude

lowblow

>>2796063
>THE KING
I AM NOT AMUSED, MONGREL.

>>1662485
What pathetic trolls these days.

wait a minute...

>>432917
Once upon a time long, long ago there lived a handsome, stunning, powerful, rich, intellegent, clever king named Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh loeved golds. His subjects knew his loev for golds so they brought him lots and lots of golds for presents. The people were happy because Gilgamesh got his golds. His treasury sparkled and glittered like the sun itself with only the flicker of a candle flame.

Even though there is never enough golds, to repay his people he invented a new fun sport. This sport would eventually be named polo. But he played it in a more different and awesome way. Instead of horses people would ride piggy-back. And instead of mallets the players would hit the ball with sticks for a higher, more extreme oldskool challenge rating. He would even occasionally help out newlyweds on their wedding night until his good buddy Enkidu let on that was a faux pas.

And that's how people-polo was invented. Now go to sleep.

>>34969
He got a little corrupted by the Grail.

But he's still the King of Heroes.