/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45126767
>age:goat
>height:goat
>b/w/h:goat
so mysterious...

Wish I had a goat to snuggle and drink with

Hey there, wanna come to a party? Well, okay, TECHNICALLY there might be some connection to Bacchus, praise Him, Everlasting God of Insanity, Wine, and Hedonism. But hey, no pressure! No pressure at all! No strings attached here!

The wine'll be never-ending and we've got a full menu! Tomato and pine-nut stuffed beef tenderloin, double-fried ham drizzled with fresh honey, fried veal with raisins, roast tuna with mint and onion, ostrich ragout with candied dates. Got any special requests? We can get it!

There may also be oil wrestling. And an orgy.

>"Hey Anon, wanna try and drink some alcohol from my belly button? Or, you could drink it straight from my mouth!"

>>13571879
>>13571884
There is nothing love with Fat Monster Girls wanting love too!

>>13460522

Read it, it's for your own good

http://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

>Menu/Event List for this week's Bacchus Orgy Invitational (all are welcome)

>Fallow deer roasted with onion sauce, dates, raisin oil, and honey
>Deep-fried honey soaked roasted pork
>Flamingo boiled with figs and bay leaves
>Sweet wine-cakes smothered in dark chocolate and served upon the nude body of the attendant of your choosing

>Events include open invitational wrestling in the pool of Holstaurus milk and a dance competition

>Exclusive performance by Mistavas the Great, world's foremost erotic Succubus magician

>Hey kid, wanna come to a cool party?
>We got lots of grape juice that makes you feel real happy when you drink it.
>You like food? We got it all. Deep-fried honey-soaked ham, deep dish pizza with quadruple extra cheese, buckets of ice cream with extra-thick fudge sauce
>Hey kid, ever play Twister? Ever play it with a buncha girls at once?

>"You still play Video Games Anon? Why don't you give up that childish hobby and come play me instead!"

>"Why hello there! Have you heard the life-changing words of Bacchus?"
>"Would you like to come to a party with me? We have more than enough wine and tons of food. Ever had twice-fried, honey-drizzled ham?"
>"Ever had a hot oil massage?"

>"Are you guys trying to have ANOTHER shitstorm? Ya'll need to losen up, have some beer or something. Or me."

>"Let's party Anon! Come on, don't be such a pussy! Grab something and relax! Grab some cake, a beer, or perhaps me?"

>>12979047
What Nanabi Could Have Been.jpg

Hello! Have you accepted Bacchus as your Lord and Savior?

Free wine and unreasonably decadent food available at worship. You like twice-fried, honey-drizzled pork, right?

>>12913610
>>12913618
Tried to fix the lip, hows this?