/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Inherit the last human kingdom in the undead lands
>Single so undead from the neighboring kingdoms send their daughters
>Haughty vampire princess who cares little for me beyond my blood and the political alliances
>Dhampir sister to the vampire who’s been disowned and is just there to spite her sister
>Zombie princess who is being paraded around like a marionette by her wight mother promising me she’s a fixer upper
>Phantom princess who promises her love for me triumphs her love the theater and wishes me to be her main star in all her performances
>And the meek skeleton princess who thinks she isn’t worthy to marry me and likes using alliterations
>Go with skeleton but her confidence is still low
>Reveals that she suffers from boneitis and will die from it in the next 10,000 years and no amount of milk will save her
>Begin researching every way to cure it but Lichwebmd says there is no cure besides ghosting
>She doesn’t want to lose her physical body cause then she’ll never be able to touch me with her own hands on demand and will have to possess me or someone else
>Begin searching for a cure on order bible spine sewing forums
>They tell me of cure for her malady a simple spell
>Follow the instructions given and cast the spell on my wife watching as her bones are healed and soon covered by muscle and sinew then finally skin
>She takes her first breath in centuries having to get used to being mortal once again
>As a celebration for the cure working we go to the undead ball, only after enjoying her body once seeing her in a very form fitting dress and staining the dress forcing her to pick out another that still fits
>Feel boost of confidence at ball since I’m not the only one there with a heartbeat now besides the servants
>After much confusion and clearing up many of the undead avoid us for the rest of the night
>We snatch up the hors d'oeuvre we retire early for more personal time and clothes shopping
>Next morning the crow harpy drops off a mountain of letters
>Each insults me in a myriad of ways and taking offense to my wife’s fleshy appearance, and moreover stating I should’ve just married a dhampir if I wanted something close to human, or just a human
What did I do wrong? Isn’t she gonna be undead in 60-70 years anyways?