/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36803044
I wanna shog to smug at me when my Sanity hits 0 and I black out

>>25270065
maids are cool and good
shogs are the coolest and goodest tho

>>25120706
no teeth - no problem

>>24754547
Learn to enjoy the gruesome and retarded ways everyone is going to die.

>>24636947
I would absolutely follow Shoggoth-san down that dark hallway and gladly accept whatever lewd horror awaited me there

>>20332773
I like the idea of having an ancient shoggoth as a meido. She's got millennias worth of stories and knowledge, but she never speaks about it unless asked by mastah and only mastah. She's borderline insane, or perhaps entirely insane, it's hard to tell especially when he mere presence is a constant drain on your own sanity points.

Are you mad? Am I? Why do the walls have eyes and mouths, you ask? It's perfectly normal of course. Why are you asking? The hallway is that way dear. What's that? It's the master bedroom. Interesting, I could have sworn that was the hallway to the kitchen. Where are we? In the kitchen silly. You're wet? From what? Slime? How'd slime get your shoe? Look around, you're in a house of shoggoth. Those eerie, ungodly noises? It's nothing. Just ignore it. The room is shaking? Even spinning, you say? Goodness mastah, you're a silly one today. You're getting all worked up over the toilet on ceiling. Why's there toilet in the kitchen? Silly mastah, this is the study. You were reading that tome of forbidden knowledge I gave you as a birthday present. Tentacle? I assure you I'm merely a shoggoth. No plant matter anywhere inside me, well, living plant matter that is. That pesky rat in the basement? Well, he didn't last long encased in me, delicious treat! You should know I keep the place nice and clean. Slime you say? Look around mastah, I don't leave slime anywhere. In your shoe? Silly mastah, I think you're imagining things. Just join me in bed, and I'll make things all better for you. The study? Mastah, we've been in your bedroom this entire time watching TV. Come with me, lemme clean you and your mind of these silly thoughts and feelings. I'll give you a pleasurable eternity that'll you'll never forget. Well maybe, if you don't go reading those tomes of forbidden knowledge again. If you do, I'll just give you another pleasurable eternity that you'll never forget, my ever so silly mastah~!

>>20037341
Even better. That'll make room for superior meido

Haven't seen this posted here yet:

http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/174223927132/shoggoths

>>18971965
Hire a superior shog maid