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>>42246529
Join militant Eros church, procure semiautomatic love dispersal equipment and rag-tag harem.

We’ll plan surprise weddings. I’ll personally see to it that anons are married so hard that the concussions & love-gas will get rid of any pesky isekai-worries. You and the new Waifu will BOTH be too thoroughly surprised to worry about common wedding related concerns like “where are my pants” or “which aisle is for the bride”. Even the ‘unavoidable’ and daunting minutiae of weddings, like catering or knowing what continent y’all are on, will be handled by my fanatical heavily armed and voyeurisic team of Eros-certified romance technicians. Even the sensitive issues that normally beset the unknowingly-engaged will be handled professionally by our staff. A mere 12mm of Eros approved advice is guaranteed to remove any hesitance related to the surprise wedding, and we will be fully stocked with a variety of high powered romance-adjacent solutions. Whether the sweet scent of love-napalm or giving a distraught dragon a barrage of advice is called for, we’ll handle your wedding, frens. Serpentine as hard as you can, you’ll never see it coming.