/jp/ - Otaku Culture

forced drama and magical aids dude

not for da big dudes dawg

Even though I have no respect for otaku and cartoon fappers such as yourselves because I can't respect a man that can't use his dick inside some pussy, I must say I admire you people.

Like being able to face the society so openly about your likes and your sexuality is something I couldn't pull even if I wanted. I'd prefer to die than say I don't have a gf.

I guess people can win and lose at the same time right?

what makes you guys fap all the day to cartoons?

I mean, there's pussy for that. I can't live without a pussy man, and my girls couldn't live without my cock i tell ya. But serious, what's wrong witcha? I don't what's so fun in masturbating to jap games a cum in your hand for nothing.

seriously, get a life.

All you h8ers need to listen up. K-ON changed my life. I used to be a loser NEET like you guys, not bathing for weeks and posting shit like "3D is pig disgusting" at every opportunity. But that's all behind me thanks to K-ON. From the moment I saw the first episode I was moved. Yui joining the light music club inspired me to change my self-destructive habits. I printed out a picture of Mio on iron-on transfer paper and made a t-shirt and left my house for the first time in god knows how long. Before, whenever I went out in public, I felt like I was invisible. Now, however, everywhere I went people would be like "You like K-ON? That shit's pretty awesome, dawg."

I even found a Japanese girlfriend thanks to K-ON. I'm not talking about some pigfaced kiss-sui type shit either. For the past few weeks I've been scoring some high-class, Mugi-chanesque pussy. She introduced me to her father (who loves K-ON too) and now I have a six-figure salary job so I can buy all the K-ON! merchandise that comes out.

K-ON truly is the greatest anime ever. If you fags would just give it a chance you may find the inspiration to be more than just a virgin leech on society.

Pic related, it's me at home after a night at the club. Bitches were all over me after my karaoke rendition of "Dont be lazy"