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The best one kthx

>>8152195
"Idk" is not an answer, you meant "I don't know".

Ok, I'll tell you then. Stores are open in the morning and that's when all perfect housekeepers go shopping. Sakuya should be no exception.

>>7916461
Daily Lun Lun is SUGOI thread?

Today I didn't really feel like cooking so I figured why not go and eat out. I'm not really swimming in cache right now but it was about time I treated myself to something.
Irregardless of my fisical situation I went to an old diner down the street. You know, one of those kinds that are like a diamond dozen, expecially where I live.
So I went inside and there's this volumptuous woman at the counter, wearing totally over the top jewlery. Maybe I should of went somewhere else but I could really care less, my stomack was killing me.
Anyway so I ordered some mashed eggs without yoke and some mannaise, but that's not really revelant so don't interpretate too much into it.
Suddenly I hear a scream. Some guy is ostensively choking on his food or drownding on his drink or whatever. So at first I'm like man, it's a doggy dog world out there, just mind your own bidness.
But then I reconsivered and went over to the guy and pulled a Heineken Remover on his ass (pic related). I saved his live for all intensive purposes.

Anyway I guess what I wanna tell you is you shouldn't take live for granite.

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: "Merry Christmas, sonny..."

>>6637614
Here you go.

>>5445919
I came...