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Evil Dragons don't get kisses.

>>45619722
She's weak to kisses and affection.

>>43599899
Big Scary Ancient Evil

I find it very funny the faggot nigger comes out during Euro hours.

>>42604881
>...and if you buy one right now, I'll through in another for FREE!
>There are many Monsters out there plotting world domination, so these capes are in high demand, but I like you, you've got such a powerful, menacing aura.
>I just know those heroes will be impressed when they see you wearing one of my fine capes!..

>>41861121
>It's like having a celebrity show up, if you're lucky you might even get the chance for an autograph.

>Wow! Are you the Raid Boss of the Nefarious Nether-realm dungeon?! You're the coolest! I can't wait until I'm a high enough level to try it with some friends! Can you sign my guild tabard?! So scary! I bet no one's managed to beat you one on one!

I wonder what kind of ancient evil is going to be awoken accidentally by Anon in this timeline.

>Doing raid planning with group
>Hakutaku nerd is doing equations and shit to identify our chances of success
>Some other nerd fucks are trading gear for an extra 70 mana
>Already went to Jubjub Fried Chicken and halfway done with my extra large thick thigh bucket
>Think if I man up and charge in they'll just go
>Boy was I fucking wrong
>Everyone shits the bed getting swiped by sabbath dragons left
>Most popular prestige class of our guild becomes the dragoon
>Luckily I escape due to op defense abilities while everyone is yelling at me
>Go home and enjoy the rest of my chicken till next week for another raid
>Get letter in mail telling me I'm out and there will be no appeals this time
>Think they're joking but guild leader tosses me whatever loot I put into the bank and tells me off before going back to cuddle with his dragon
>Stuck with no guild now, I got kicked out of practically every other guild in the land and this was my last shot
>I dread that I'd have to debase myself to use LFR, but I know it's hopeless anyways
>The wait time for a DPS is already longer than the amount of time it'd take for a zombie to naturally become a wight
>Besides no group would want a human DPS, boys are delegated to healing and maybe the weird off tank for the healer monsters to fawn over
>I refuse to reroll into some sort of healslut or wannabe tough guy I just want to do damage
What he fuck do I do?

>>33420999
It can be hard for some Monsters. Might even have trouble with kissing.

>>25003520
The Girls that need the most love are the hardest to reach.

>>21700219
There goes another one! Guys stop! They're dangerous!

Oh no! It's the Final Boss of this thread!

>>21257538
Ask another Ancient Evil for help!

>>21244581
No it needs more monster girl villains