/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>11344441
That she's shit.

Youshit.

>>10846093
I'm sorry Youmu but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my sword is going to be, I'll swing it at you when it's done

In the show it to you-way, not the swing it at you as in try to cut you-thing is where I am getting at

>>10343377

>>10224026
sure
here

>>10163141
You monster what did you do to her!

I wonder how a neet can defeat a swordmaster like Youmu...

>>9758565
Those are good, but I also like pictures where it looks like the victim is trying to ignore the situation.

Anyway, listen to my story.
The other day, I went to a nearby /jp/. A /jp/.
And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like meido visits infrequent.
Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at /jp/ because the meido isn't around much.
It's shitposting. Just vanilla shitposting.
And there's even a family here.
Four people having a family discussion at /jp/ huh?
Must be one hell of a special occasion.
And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna post Saten.
Just shoot me now.
Hey, guys, I'll give you /bun/, so scram.
/jp/ is supposed to be a more brutal place.
Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite you at one of those meta threads.
Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
That's the atmosphere we want around here.
Women and children should get lost.
So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a Flanfly with extra Sakuya.
And I snapped again.
Now look here. Extra Sakuya ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra Sakuya.
I want to know if you really want that extra Sakuya.
Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
As a regular of /jp/, I can tell you that the current fad is Madotsuki puking. That's the thing.
A large post with a sarcastic quote, Madotsuki puking. That's how we roll.
If you just order extra Sakuya, you get more wut 2hu wud u fuq.
Which means you get less post.
So, get Madotsuki puking and a sarcastic quote and you're set.
But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
A double-edged sword.
Can't recommend this to an amateur.
Etc.

>>9554377

I meant to post in the other thread, so I deleted my post because I kind of felt like a douchebag.

But yes, you are correct.

Which touhou would you abuse?

>>7460272
Learn your place.

With pinpoint accuracy.

post-/jp/ meetup

>>6136200
Is this more fitting to your taste?

Oh yeah.

guro thread because front page is shit