/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16743945
A wise choice. Have a cutie.

>>16537715
Shoo, dragonloli. We Shark Week now.

>>14581956
I'd tease her with headpats and nose boops.

>>14395550
nope

>>14258959
>Try to date tsundere sharkgirl
>She is hesitant because previous relations ended... badly
>Try to make things work
>Cook dinner for her at her place one night
>Slip up & cut yourself
>It isn't too bad, but there's blood & you cry out
>Sharkgirl comes into kitchen to see what's wrong
>You show her the cut
>She freezes up, mouth open & eyes dilated
>Before you can react, she bites down on your hand & wrist
>Hurts like hell, have to get her off
>Instinctively swing at her, crack her on the nose
>She recoils and comes to from the hit
>She looks at your arm, then feels her nose & teeth
>Her pupils contract in shock, she covers her mouth as if she just said something horrible
>Her eyes well up and before you can stop her she's locked up in her room
>You can hear her crying loudly on her bed
>Arm's too messed up, have to get it looked at
>Stop the bleeding as best you can before driving to the E.R. to get it looked at
>It takes some work and a few doses of painkillers, but they patch you up
>While sitting in the room your phone buzzes
>She sent you a message
>'Do you hate me? I'd understand if you never want to see me again...'
What do?

>>14237359
>>14237360
Shark girls are silly!

>>13799548
Rub the nose, she goes dere-dere.
Boop the nose, she boops you back.

Cute sharks get nose rubs.

>>13565725
I want to rub a Shark Girl's nose and pat her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjzkxb8Klu4

>>13548492
Rub her nose.

Then move down to the toes.

>be on summer vacation
>be fishing with your rich uncle
>suddenly something hits your line and won't let go
>proceed to fight for the next hour and half
>tire the fish out and soon you're about to bring it on the boat
>when you start hearing it
>cuss words even your sailor of a uncle is ashamed of
>pull up the fish to see its a shark girl
>with a hook in her mouth and ear
>get the hook out of her mouth after a few minutes of squirming around on the boat
>go to take the hook out of her ear
>she stops you saying "I like this new jewelry husband!"
And that is how Anon became a family man and commercial fisherman.