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>>41915074
>Anon goes in to bite the tail
>first attempt only returns a mouthful of mofu
>Fox smugs as Anon goes in for a second bite, deeper this time
>More fluff
>Fox can barely contain her laughter
>Anon, determined not to be beaten by a fox, dives headfirst in to find the actual tail behind the fluff
>Deeper and deeper he goes, only to find more and more fluff
>Jesus there is so much fluff
>But Anon won’t be dissuaded, he won’t lose, so deeper he must go
>Back at the surface, fox can’t hold back her laughter anymore, and sets off for home, her new husband safely confined in her tail
>After all, with how intimate he is being with her tail, how could this be anything but a marriage proposal?

Every fox is evil, it’s just a matter of how good they are at hiding it

>>39729797
Cons of one-tail
>not as powerful (yet)
>probably doesn’t have too many stories from “the old days” (yet)
>low likelihood of being an evil fox that was sealed away
Pros
>Knowing that you are at least partially responsible for the inevitably overpowered fox gaining her powers
>Technologically literate
>still fluffy
>When she is inevitably gets sealed for being a evil fox, you get to unseal her anyways

The fate of every human man is to work in the mofu mines

How to protect your bloodline from foxes?
Answer quickly, I’m running out of places to hide

I have come to make good on my promise last thread about posting foxes

There has been so much hagposting I have looped back around to preferring monsters with a comparable age to my own
unless they are singular ancient evil tier prophesied to destroy the world or something

You DO have a plan to defend yourself against foxes, right Anon?
Something to stop you from becoming a mofu addict for the next few thousand years, right?

>>37460890
haha tidders