/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>marry beautiful loving vampirfu
>because you are still alive she asks you to handle the villagers, collecting taxes, etc
>they aren't too fond of you because the villages maidens go missing all the time (and you know what happens to them and who eats them)
>Your sleep schedual is fucked
>after a cuddling session in the coffin you mention that you are kinda worried about getting older on her
>she says she can fix that easily
>she comes back into the room swinging a sword