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I get kyary's popularity but I don't get why anons like her one bit.
candy candy is one of the few good songs and at the time of listening to it all I could think is. wow. koshi would have smashed this why waste it on this no talent.

pom pom had a great verse but the chorus makes the song trash. even in kyary's good songs her vocals are weak at best and terrible at her worst. yume no hajime ring ring was another song that was weak just because of her voice if that was put on ice and given to natsume it would have been a lot more suited to her voice.

don't get me wrong if I'm drunk as fuck I can enjoy a few more of her awful songs. but when I haven't poisoned my brain to the point where I'm at the level of a retard the only song that I can say kyary done justice is fashion monster but that's down vocals having a rap type of rhythm that makes weak voices sound catchy. it even works for yuka. look at her solo in 1mm for an example.

either way even if she was decent I don't think i've met a kyary fag that isn't cancer. they either think their music aficionados with their "lol kyary's style is too deep for you, I listen to metal, edm, and kyary I have such a broad taste that makes me more knowledgable" or they have this pathetic victim complex "your such an elitist, stop talking shit about things I like"

either way they completely ignore any critism of kyary and never can say anything to back up the trash that nakata produces for her or her overall failure to live up to his other acts music wise. because lord knows money wise she's putting them all to shame with them KFC crushums adverts

I used to end these with mentioning I want to fuck her but even at the time she wasn't looking too good and now I can't bring myself to do that meme so I'll just say I want to fuck 2012 kyary

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That's Kiwishitter to you friendo

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