/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17093466
please respond

>>16804523
Doujins ain't real life, boya.

>>16654896
>We'll never feel the happiness of hearing "DADDY!" in the morning as your daughterus jump all over your bed.
Thanks for making me sad right after I woke up. I usually like to have breakfast first before I feel soul crushing pain like this.

People of Earth, give me your power!

Your daughteru found out that The New 69 was completely invalidated when it turned out the whole continuity had been created by a Demi Lich to do SCIENCE with simulacrums pf all her favorite heroes and villains. She's upset and needs upsies.
How do you comfort her for having wasted her allowance for over a year on comics that are now completely worthless shit?

>>14584791
You'll get your wish someday. Maybe.

>>14584792
Remember to check for the three Fs:
Fluff on the covers.
Fluid on the sheets.
And Fu-fu-fu-ing coming from behind you.

>>14584793
Damn, look at those feather textures. Barb's amazing.

>>14584800
Please don't suffer a stroke because of cute foxes.

>>14463394
This fox can help with that. Just hug your troubles away.

>>14351015
Shut up and give the fox upsies.