/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are the owner of your own humble store(up to you to decide of what) in town. It's not the most popular one, but you have your clientelle. Days go by calmly, and you have most things worked out. Well, all except a wife. who you haven't found yet
That is, until one day, a weak bandit tries to rob your store.
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She barges in, looking for something your store has. And says that if you don't give it to her she'll take it by force.
What do you do? Do you just give her what she wants, fight her? How would you defeat her?
I'll go first.
>ant arachne
>minding my own business working on my food stand
>this weird giant ant comes up to me and says i should give her all my food for free
>i laugh. Been a while since one of the cute ants made a joke like that
>she insists i do it, and that i put all of it in her bag by myself.
>Ants are usually not like that, get an idea on what i'm dealing with here
>ask her what will she do if i don't do it
>She says nothing
>Is she really that lazy?
>Decide to teach her a lesson, and free the hardworking ants from this parasite.
>Bonk her with my rake, drag her down to my house.
>I make her work in the fields every day. If she says she doesn't want to, i bonk her again.
>She eventually stops complaining, even if she still needs to be bonked every once in a while
>Only time she's not lazy is at night, literally dragging me down to the bed.
>Otherwise she's a total slob.
>have to bathe her, even feed her by hand
>guess she did get what she wanted in the end. Lazy bitch.