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Cephalopods have better eyesight and more complex brains, which is irrelevant when the eyes and brain are in the human parts. Otherwise, Snakes:
Look nicer,
Are more relatable (on account of being vertebrates),
Are more palatable,
Have a dopey, slothful charm while they warm up in the morning,
Possessive, coiling trunk > writhing, clammy tentacles,
And snakes make better pets.