/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending snacks in their hour of maximum deliciousness. I do not diet away from this responsibility - I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange pastries with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the hunger, the devotion which we bring to this desert will light our settlement and all who serve it -- and the glow from that fire can truly light our taste buds.

And so, my fellow non-hornless: ask not what your settlement can do for you - ask what cakes you can eat with your settlement's Elder.