/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by heading towards the Mist continent, making contact with the Ren Xiongmao dispatched as a diplomat to the Elven nations, convincing her, in exchange for her bamboo staff, to outsource her near impossible job of having to mediate the dispute between the Elves and Dark Elves, getting lessons from a Shinobi for stealthing around in the shadows, so you can sneak up on a Hinezumi and poke her with the bamboo stick, igniting it, so you can smoke out a Honey Bee's hive, steal their honey,trade it for the sap of a dryad (since as sweets connoisseur know, a dryad's sap is vastly superior to honey) in order to use as a base for crafting Halloween candy, so I can enter it into my academy's annual candy making contest and prove to the Jiangshi in my class that just because she has a stupid seal on her head doesn't mean she can beat me at everything?