/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love demon girls!

>be a random dude in some bumfuck Order country
>find an old grimoire hidden deep in one of the libraries
>has instructions on how to summon a demon
>cool
>hide it and quickly go home before the inquisition gets suspicious
>lets see to summon a demon you need:
>make a summoning circle with chalk
>easy
>then write her name in runes along the circumference of the circle
>"her"? Come to think of it all the demons in this book are apparently female...
>doesn't matter
>and then finally "put a bottle of champagne, a box of chocolates and bouquet of flowers onto the designated area of the circle"
>I thought they'd want some goat blood or something
>there is also a section on wards but most of it is torn off
>Nah, I am sure it will be fine

>>37795549
A plain ol' succ. If she can mindbreak me with only kisses, eye contact, and platonic touching I'll become hers forever.
Don't tell her but even if she can't I'll still fall for her, as long as an attempt is made.

>demon wife about to lecture you again why humans can't be trusted to take care of themselves and ought to be ruled by monsters

I eagerly welcome our demonic overlords

>>35970834
By submitting.

Gonna offer my soul on the Internet for free to whoever can claim me first!

>>33414402
>You forgot demons, boy.

Frankly, I would surrender my kingdom to demons in a heartbeat.

>being a cheeky with contracts is one of the classic blunders
>trying to outsmart a demon when signing a contract is a great way to get turned into a slave, even if the contract is supposed to make her your servant
>if you want a favorable contract don't try to be clever and just be respectful and honest about what you want

Publicly stating in extremist territory that you are offering your soul to whoever wants it.

Would loudly proclaiming my belief in monster supremacy be a good way of attracting a demon/arch demon?

>>31406978

I trust demons unconditionally.

I wholeheartedly trust demons

>It is so cute when you talk about human boy rights.

>Join the extremists and you can see this every day.

Only submitting and being ruled by monster girls can ensure your eternal happiness.

>>27582764
Which is why you need a nice demon/succ to protect you

>>27164878
Good boys get gentle treatment
Bad boys will be made into good boys

>>25762231
Yes

Demons only have your best interests in mind.

>>24887239
True happiness can only be achieved by being enslaved by a demon.

>I think you will make an adorable slav- husband, fufufu...