/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45782637
Well, looks like it's over for us /jp/. Get ready to enjoy days upon days of watching the same soap opera, sometimes the same episode over and over because one of the members of the council fell asleep and another one didn't have her hearing aid enabled. Of course, it wouldn't be as dreadful as it is, were it not for the awkward ambiance, between any one of the hags whispering to you some rather indecent things they'd do to the actors of the soap opera, or perhaps even you, as you're quite the handsome little boy, but you can't exactly respond by whispering back, because, you know, hearing aid and all that, so you speak up and eventually get scolded by the one hag that was invested in to the soap opera instead of napping or talking to each other about how you sure were nice to bring along some sweets but they wish you'd make yourself useful by helping them untie these bothersome bras that they don't have the energy to wear anymore, or massage their tired back or feet. Get ready for an endless river of complaints about the food being served. Too healthy? That won't do, why are you serving them this borderline hospital food? Treat them better, will you? Too tasty? Well now you're just being inconsiderate. You've been told at least 3 times this week that Okina's been trying to get rid of her love handles. It's entirely your fault for cooking a chicken with a bit more butter than usual, rather than Okina's sedentary lifestyle.
So yeah, long story short, next time, think about your options and just indulge in the sweet sage's desires. Post her pretty face, and once she visits you and asks you to put this cute little piece of paper on your forehead like her rotten looking friend she carries along, say yes!