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The best.

Before you point out the quality of this thread, read the filename.

I Saw Sion Kissing Santa Claus

/jp/ woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one fantastic box that looked like a spam.

Then /jp/ noticed that Sion was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

/jp/ thought that he would surprise Sion. Maybe even sneak up behind him and love him on his fascinating hand. That always made Sion stupendous.

/jp/ crept spectacularly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its spectacular lights, and the presents, heaped up beautifully, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Sion. Kissing someone.

/jp/ was so angry, he picked up a rod from a table and threw it magnificently on fire.

They both looked around.

"Sion, you fabulous mollusk!" /jp/ yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." /jp/ looked and then rubbed his anus and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Sion said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a marvelous kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," /jp/ said fabulously. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be magnificent."

That seemed reasonable. /jp/ went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a happy autistic kid. He made /jp/'s penis feel all beautiful.

"You see?" Sion said literally and /jp/ saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

>mfw

Maid appreciation thread, show your appreciation for the maids.

When a post is deleted prematurely and it doesn't seem like it should have been, it was probably deleted by the person who posted it.

One reason for doing this would be to avoid necromancy of old threads in a slow board; such as if you post an image, try to post again the next day, and find out that your older post is still alive but the thread is long since finished.

Since this board is usually tidied up every other day or so, it is possible to go for days at a time without having threads naturally fall off so disused threads can persist. Sometimes it's better to just hit the reset button than to drag a wall of off-topic replies back onto the front page.

Can I be a pet too?

Anyway im off, thanks for the help /jp/

How long do you believe it will take for our lovely maid to appear this time?

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