/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://money.cnn.com/2013/11/18/technology/google-microsoft-child-porn/index.html

I hope it will block your 2hu porn, you sick fucks should learn to act like a normal human being.

In your ideal Gensokyo how do Touhous smell?

Reimu: Sweat, old wood.
Marisa: Sulphur and sweets
Yukari: Sperm and Chanel nº5
Kaguya: Old clothes
Kanako: Humidity and rusty steel
Suwako: Swamp

3 months ago, my junior from my highschool is trying to keep in touch with me. It was very awkward to see her with my current state compare to my former self so i am reluctant to meet her and turn her invite to go out few times. But she is very persistent and even barge to my apartment just to find me, yes i am an idiot for telling her where i live, where i hid my extra house key, etc but i am really bad in socializing and i just answer all her question including how pathetic i am now. I have been hanging out with her for 3 months, from accompanying her shopping, watching movie, dinner,etc. In this period of time my wallet is crying because i dont work so it is normal that i am broke. In addition i sworn to be a neet for life yet this woman has broke my vow as well yet i cant say i am not happy about this, in fact i am enjoying the time i spend with her.
Anyway tl;dr at the end of new year eve, that would be around 11:59 pm i will be confessing my love to her and hopefully she will reject me so that i can go back to my old life. Regardless how it turns out, it is a win win situation for me.

>>9856217
And steal their shit, don't forget.

Any experience with toranoana? I am going to order several loli to /d/ doujins from there using a parcel service. Any recommendations on parcel service, while I'm here? I've never bought any doujinshi before so this will be fun.

This is an importing thread.

Amen, OP

these fags don't know what a female is though

>>7793043

I'm only interested in 2D, sorry.

>be black
>suffering in boring church one day
>my ghetto-ass nephew asks to see my ipod
>"lol sure"
>He finds Phantasmagoria of Flowerview OST
>He listens to it and fucking loves it
>mfw

you ever have anything like this happen, guys?

Can we have a motherfucking music thread?

I just found this today, have some OH DESIRE singing a remix of the Flandre theme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulJcLSEK94

>>7370548
This OP.

I came from /a/ 2-3 weeks ago to avoid the summer faggotry. Just don't say you're from another board and try and fit in. You'll learn their meme's and trolls, etc soon enough.

A warning though, /jp/ is full of aspies who shitpost constantly and the board moves very slow but still a fuck ton better then dealing with those summer retards on /a/.

>>7166893
He looks so happy!

I don't come here but this is the best place to ask this. I hope you don't sage me into oblivion without some decent answers first.

Love the artwork. Love the music. Never played a single game.

Where to start? Seriously, what game, where would I get it? I can't read kanji obviously.

>>6108778
I like this, and now I like you.

thanks

>>6012071
All touhous are dangerous sin ridden beings.
Nonetheless ZUN loves every single one of them.
ZUN loves you too, just the way you are.
He just loves Marisa, Aya and Sanae more than you.
Probably Cirno too.
And Reimu of course.

>>4992155
>>4992181
hmm, which of these is the best answer... its close though. shared first place guys. :D

>my face on last paragraph

But Marisa also stole her precious thing.

>>4484805
Its fun?

>>4458305
Its a secret ze~

>>4351198
YES!

>>4134586
>>4134584
Thank you, ze~

>Cirno
⑨GET baka baka xD!!

>Mokou
Emo, possedbyphoenix

>Reisen
All around Gaia faggotry.