/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Get a job to steal some recipes from some Hinezumi food corporation, apparently they hid info for weapons shipments in them or something
>After the hundredth recipe you've downloaded you're beginning to think you were hired just to steal normal recipes, they do sound good though.
>End up pistol whipping the daughter of the CEO on reflex after she discovers you sneaking out
>Huddled up in a motel outside of the city a lot richer and now on the verge of tears, think you're gonna be chopped into bits and made into a new recipe
>Turn the news on to see her parents making a statement that their daughter's husband WILL be found and made to apologize for running off without taking responsibility
>what

>>45124234
This is why I only eat at respectable eateries.

>>44716804
I don't know. One I do know is that I want to have sex with the hag hinezumi that runs the Chinese restaurant in my neighbourhood and can't speak a lick of English. I don't care if her business is a cover for a mamano wife smuggling op, she will be pregnant with out daughters before the year is out.

>>44275163
You're obviously too mad to think properly so I'm gonna leave you with this rat. Have a good one man.

Well anons since this monsterboy spammer is back to have a little tizzyfit I guess it's time to stop enjoying monster girls in peace.

Hinezumi are cute, especially this little series LN did of the one that works in a family restaurant. Shame I'm not a good fighter though so I doubt one would be interested in me.

Speaking of LN, I always liked this little series of pictures he'd make about the resturant Hinezumi. Felt like it was a pretty good interpretations of MGE comfyness.

>>35362994
I want an oriental monster gf that runs her own restaurant and speaks engrish poorly with a heavy accent

>>33953479
Try cooking

At worst they need more cooking oil but more likely they need a job to pay for all the burnt clothing/bedding they go through

>>25270051
Surprising fire mice at their jobs!

>>22309749
She's just a fiery girl, anon.

>>21910382
>that Hinezumi in the back
God she's great. I bet her cooking tastes delicious.

>>21788483
Hinezumi's dimsum eatery, for a taste of the finer meats.

>>21767910
Well chosen, gwailo. Our stretchy meat dim sum are worth the trip.

>>20401848
Be sure to get the xiaolongbao, they're small, but perky and full of juice. Har gao and siew mai are good too.

Anyone know of any artists open who do design work for 80 or less? Picture may be related, got a list to work through and haven't decided yet.

>>19840681
>Emiya-san's Cooking
C O M F Y as fuck.

>>19233682
Ah, a familiar face! Welcome back! And you brought friends, how nice!

>>19185649
That makes the two of us.

>>19185659
The sheer number of your countrymen here
explains the popularity of snow girls, not that I'm complaining.

Martial arts movies with a hinezumi or ogre would be comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFGi-ufXFL4

I want to eat a a chill monster resturant

>>18020259
I don't know how LN does it. He can take any girl and give her a personality without straying far from the profile.

>>17956719
>>17956713
>not recognising Chinese characters instantly
smug_firerat.png

>>17897616
Hinezumi size. I need enough of them to get my fill of holding them after all.