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>Be chef cook of her royal highness
>You get send to another county to honor a coronation with your best skills.
>Halfway across the country your small caravan gets plundered by oni's
>Everyone gets tied up and brought back to the cave community.
>they start preparing the high class meat they found in your personal stash
>Omg they are not using any spices.
>How fucking old is that spit
>Are they not gonna wash and dry the meat ?
>That fire will burn the outside while the inside is still red
>unable to stand this atrocity any longer You get up with your arms still tied and begin yelling at your guard with a mighty voice.
>The bemused oni has no idea what you're saying.
>Thinking it would be fun she slices your ropes with her weapon.
>within seconds you sprint towards the spit yelling at the top of your lungs, the air trembles by your vocal cords
>The oni's never witnessed this behavior before and scratch there heads.
>You grab some emergency spices in your pockets and begin to season the giant piece of meat before you.
>before the oni's can stop you the biggest one of them all calls them to heel
>You completely lose all sense of time as you begin your work.
>2 oni's keep a watchful eye but let you do as you please.
>you retrieve more spices and make small incisions to permeate the meat just right.
>You create the perfect temperature for a slow grill and even get one of the oni's to turn the spit softly after shaking the cave with one of your outbursts.
>You ignore the desecration that happens around you and just focus on finishing your masterpiece.
>Every so often an Oni tries to take a piece of the delicious smelling meat.
>You hit their hand firmly with your spatula and use your immense lung capacity to send them away teary eyed.