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Nue has the best butt and tentacles to appease the tentacle loving anon who keeps spamming this thread.

>>7094675
In what way exactly? Because I'd rather imagine them being used to tie me down or something like this.

Rance thread?

Have a glourious day, Anon.

You will never fuck a spaceship.

You were raised on Mindoir on the fringes of the Attican Traverse. When you were sixteen, the colony was raided by slavers. The entire settlement was razed and your friends and family were slaughtered. A passing Alliance patrol rescued you, but all you loved was destroyed.

You enlisted with the Alliance military and were posted at Elysium. You were there during the Skyllian Blitz, an attack on the colony by a massive coalition force of slavers, crime syndicates, and batarian warlords.

You rallied the civilian inhabitants, leading them in their desperate fight to hold off the invaders. When enemy troops broke through the colony's defenses, you single-handedly held them off and sealed the breach.

After hours of brutal fighting, reinforcements finally arrived and the enemy broke ranks and fled. Because of your actions, Elysium was saved, and you are regarded throughout the Alliance as a true hero.

If you're male and you like Touhou, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

>>5554993
I meant to track down the original but forgot... Lucky you.

>>5446062

I suppose you could say... Rance is trying something Nue.