/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>3207982
An equally old not-so-hag.

I'm thinking of building a small shrine to her in my house.

>>2440798
No sir.

I heard Suwako wasn't a virgin, can someone confirm/deny? If she isn't, I'm going to drop touhou.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4ARuKpePf0

the adventures of touhou and his gang

Did you call your mom today, Anonymous?

Make sure you call her and tell her how much you appreciate her. She's always worried about you, you know. How you spend all your time online. How you don't have any friends. If only you had a nice girlfriend to take care of you, she wouldn't have to worry so much...

Remember how she wanted you to grow up to be an executive, a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer, like your father? How she doted on you, packed your lunches every day for school and tucked you in at night?

Now, she's just happy if you stay out of trouble and call once a month.

She gave up so much for you, Anonymous. And she loves you so much, Anonymous, even if no one else does, or no one else will.

Give your mom a call, Anonymous.

And have a nice day.

See this bitch with a crazy motherfucking hat? That's Suwako fucking Moriya, the the finest shit in Touhoe. She better than all those other asshammers by about a googol fucking miles. You know you fucking love her like you love stroking your dick in front of your shitty-ass computer.

-She's a motherfucking god, jesus christ.
-She's moe, which is Jappo speak for "I want to fuck her raw and bleeding." I dunno how those Japs say all that shit with three letters. Crazy motherfuckers.
- She has motherfucking frogs partying it up on her clothes. Jesus shitter look at those fuckers. It's like one of them got away with a motherfucking bank robbery. Except for that one faggot sitting all alone. What a fucking loser.
-She can create earth, which is the best fucking power ever. Remember who the leader of the fucking Planeteers was? That's right, the nigger with fucking earth powers. Fuck, could you imagine walking down the street, when some fuckface starts getting all up in your grill? You just make a giant fucking rock and BAM faggot's done like motherfucking dinner.

In conclusion, Suwako is the best fucking character ever and if you disagree, you're fucking retarded. Go shoot yourself, shitrape.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kg9RI5S3xkM
This song is just too cute

The goddess of annihilation and despair. She made an example of the snake to assert her domination as the frog.