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If i got into a fight it would be violent. I'm talking Krav Maga eye gouging and shit, like I'd bite her nose off type attacks. She'd wave hello to me and my MKUltra psychosis would kick in and I'd twist the hand bones off the arm and use the exposed tendons to wrap her neck and DDT her, this is all training and skill though, so I wouldn't even be aware of it, like I'd wake up halfway through a Kataguruma and drop her on her disgusting mangled beaten face and say like "Dude... shouldn't have approached me like that, you scared me" and then I keep stomping on her face like American History " BAM BAM BAM just complete destruction. Anyway I'd go get some ice cream after that