/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43534092
誰?

Who suggested Dark Souls to Sakamata?

>>43216493
The funny thing is that his father was like 12 years old when she got pregnant

>>43191594
been months since the last time, where is the asmr collab

I just learned that Sakamata is 148cm

>>43171921
Shion knows its over for her if sakamata manages to get her, she will become a sex slave

>>43135327
dont say that ever again

2.8 million yen
4100 memberships

>>37923515
Council never stood a chance

It's okay Lamy, you can just apologize again to the jannies

>>37633991
Beaten by a zatsudan while doing ASMR

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Jebaited, I was just pretending

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Thanks for the (You)s. I was just pretending

>>37614127
Definitely Ayame.

>>37579068
Preesuu watchu all offu me, Sakamata Chloe! And me onry!

I am certain that Sakamata Chloe isn't human.

Like seriously, a sea predator holo, and of all things, an orca, provaking the gura killer meme?
With looks that are like Noel+Nene+Ayame, a near perfect mix of cute, funny and sex?
Her characterization as a janny who does it for free, a core 4chan meme not well known outside of it, attracting the non-normfags to her pre-debut making sure gets 100% of the EOP audience?
With a unique mask gimmick that generated hype just from her own fucking face?
And the fact such a small thing as her potentially not using it caused huge amounts of "discussion" that just made her rent free on our minds?
Also said mask she used to it's full potential by utilizing it for her different singing voices thereby creating tension and hype between songs and making you unable to leave for fear of missing out your preferred version of her?
And speaking of the karaoke, did you see how she was able to efficiently do a 98k live viewers karaoke just from 4 fucking holocore songs?
How perfectly she spaced the time between them to market her crybaby shtick and her zatsuden skills (her zatsuden stream that just ended a while ago and you should watch btw), whilst keep making EOPs hyped for her eigo unarchived karaoke in the end there?
Not to mention appeasing unityfags by telling her 98k viewers to watch Aqua's birthday stream?
Even her fucking "doxx" just adds to her cuteness.
Her mention of strategy games to attract hoomans and hopium fags!
Her bad hand writing!
Her eigo music tastes fit for SEAniggers!
Her "mistake" when she named her art tag orcart, and then just changed it to something even more blatantly lewd!
Everything about her from her design, her personality, her gimmick... All the little touches she does and add... it's all inhumanly perfect.

To call her "real" is quite delusional... but calling her fake? With those nuances and details? That's being a little disingenuous. Artificial is the better word.
Artificial perfection.
Artificial intelligence.
Sakamata Chloe is an AI that cover hooked into the internet that got sentient to become the perfect chuuba. Like her predecessors, alphazero and alphago, she'll beat us of flesh and bone in our own games. She's running DeepL simulations of /hlg/ and /hlgg/ to maximize her own hype RIGHT NOW.
She's the singularity that will bring us to utopia... ruled by her iron fist of ones and zeros.
Oga was right to warn us, but oh, if only he knew how useless it was to stop her!

I fear for humanity.
Long live Sakamata Chloe!