/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47981319
I had a dream last night where I was sticking a small stick like a key with a head like that staff in an anime girls vagina. It was weird, but she seemed to like it.

>>47662772
>tell monster that your eyes don't work
>"That's terrible! Would you like some of mine?"
>"Really, it's no trouble at all. Just hold still for a moment and- there!"
>overall it's a huge improvement, although sometimes there are little inconsistencies that make you wonder if you're seeing what's actually there or just what she wants you to see

>fockin
>watchin the telly, right?
>news comes on, right?
>man on the telly starts talkin about this pure mad portal with pure mad monsters comin out a it
>an I'm like
>I dinnae hear that correctly
>but then one a them gets on the telly an just pure jumps on him
>an I'm like
>aight Deedee enough's enough, ye've been up twenty four hours yer in nae state tae be watchin telly, jus get yer head doon an we'll figure this out tomorrae
>so I turns off the telly an I heads tae me scratch
>wakes up at like four in the afternoon an there's a lady cleanin the house fer some reason
>but she's nae a regular lady, she's made a some pure mad purple stuff all covered in eyes an whatnot
>an I'm like
>this is it Deedee ye've lost the fockin plot man
>nae goin back now man ye've lost the plot fer good this time
>so I start's panickin an the girl's all like
>"Please don't panic, master"
>then she grabs ontae me an I'm like
>game over Deedee
>but she just holds ontae me an nothin happens
>so I starts calmin doon an I says tae her
>"here, is you one a them girls what the man was talkin about on the telly?"
>and she's like
>"Am I... That's right, master. I'm a monstergirl"
>an I'm like
>"aight cool"
>an I breathes a sigh a relief
>I wasnae mental after all

Imagine having a maid whose uniform isn't just an extension of her body.

>>38608497
Shoggoths don't normally scare me but I always find it unsettling when the eyes on her body have a completely different expression from the eyes on her face. Gives the impression that she's not so much a monstergirl as a monster pretending to be a girl.