/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46560417

A Paul is basically anyone that agrees with absolutely every questionable choice Amuse and especially the main figurehead Kobametal make when it comes to Babymetal. Any valid criticisms aimed at said parties for questionable practices, such as the unnecessary pedaling of shit merchandise in lieu of things fans actually may want, collaborating with middling artists specially drug addicted nignogs, donning of ugly stage costumes to props to bad stage lighting, antiquated marketing strategies, lack of social media presence, lack of touring in parts where they’re known to have a huge fan presence, essentially anything that shines a bad light on KobAmuse will send a Paul into a violent, hate induced, bible size rage post that will just make everyone laugh at him and call him Paul. Paul will often be represented by a gerbil like figure that nestles within the crevices of Koba’s rectal cavity. The reason being that he feels compelled to always be near Koba and be ready to defend him at all times, and occasionally provide sexual release by tickling the inside of Koba’s colorectal area much like gerbil that was rumored to live in Richard Gere’s ass. South Park made a sketch about it.

You’ll witness the Paul phenomenon just a few tiers up from this post.

>>45796542
> Not that anon but babymetal and koba really live rent free in your head.

Me talking about Koba sure lives rent free in your head. Why the need to come to his defense so quickly? Oh. Right.

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