/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>low on totem pole

I talk to people on 4chan so maybe it's best that I be kept in the dark, lol.

>how about me

Me? I'm currently working on Kuroinu, which is a lonnnnnnnnnnng haul. I'm also slated for some other projects in the future, but I don't know them myself. I suspect that I'm going to know very soon though.

After both Free Friends and with Kuroinu occupying my plate for a long time, I'm actually looking to take something that's not superdark. Whether it'll be one of the chuuni titles or one of the other lighter titles that got announced recently, I couldn't tell you, though.

>interesting things

First experience working a con booth. Con customers are super interesting. I shilled so, so hard for Dengeki Stryker and Ef, and people who you could tell were hesitant about simply being caught near the Bukkake Ranch side of the products table ate it up. Apparently that's the opposite of the West Coast, where people head straight for that half the table and buy it without reserve. Something something, East Coast is more self-conscious about their tastes.

I got to describe Eroge! as "an eroge named Eroge! about people making an Eroge that showcases everything you could possibly find in an eroge". That brought smiles to people's faces. Humor makes people buy things.

I've worked retail before, but this kind of person-to-person sales where you pitch products based on your impression of the customer is actually kind of fun. Like selling a used car, I suppose.

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I started with the fatter end of a mechanical pencil, but the taste of rubber was unpleasant and of course it wasn't nearly big enough to interfere with normal jaw movement. I then tried a banana, but unpeeled it was far too large, and the fruit didn't last five minutes when I did peel it. Om nom nom, potassium.

The breakthrough came in the form of a runt of a cucumber from the local farmer's market in the family fridge, which I eyeballed at "the average size of a male actor's cock in a porno". (Normal storebought cucumbers are way too girthy, and frankly I don't think I'd pick out one of this size if I went shopping for produce myself.) I stored it in a glass full of ice and shoved it in my mouth while reading off words.

No, I did not shove it up my ass after I was done. I diced it up with one of its mates, drizzled the pieces with a sauce of soysauce, vinegar, and red pepper infused oil, then dug in. With gusto.