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what sort of behaviour does most dragonlets have in common? i need to know this before going to Dragonia.

>>41783752
"And that day anon learned a valuable lesson about unblockables."

>>39849481
We simply don't know.

So is it true all the kids in a dragonia preschool are just hags in disguise?

>>21768296
Some art fairies recognised their skill and spirited them away to the Court of the Moonlight Titania, where they are bound to forever entertain fairies and their royal guests.

>>21566112
I thought all dragons were raised by fairy storytellers?

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>>21216379
>Bedtime stories for Tiamat's daughters (Year of the Fainting Goat, black and white)

>>21075219
Pretty cute.

>>20604951
Maybe! Make sure you knock up your waifu with a second one ASAP then!

>>20234993
>The kitchen was a whirlwind of chaos. Every rack in the oven was filled, every stovetop occupied. Ten timers counted down different things for different reasons. The fridge emptied a week of contents into the scullery all at once.
>Ned scurried back and forth like a servant mouse, apron over his good clothes, adrenaline pumping power into every bit of his body.
>Everything was going well. None of the girls complained, and he could still make an appearance as a host for a few minutes at a time.
>Everyone was smiling and having a good time. He even had a bag of little marshmallows for the pups to roast before putting in their after-dinner cocoa.
>Well, everyone but one. Tasha looked at him with concern and tried to pull him aside more than once. He waved her down each time.
>And always, his father-in-law was watching.
>He was a man of the old world, a harder world, where the wealth of a country was measured in the currency of men. Was it any wonder he was suspicious of this new world and these new men? Could he even speak English? He's never seen it.

>When Ned was collecting dishes before dessert, he returned to to the kitchen to come face-to-face with the muscled adonis. His father-in-law never changed his expression, never said a word. He just laid a hand on Ned's shoulder and pointed back to the dining room.
>Then he took the dirty dishes from his son-in-laws hands, and proceeded to take over the cookery and all food service.
>Ned returned to the party where Tasha wrapped herself lovingly around his arm while her father served them all coffee and pie.
>And the young man was not really sure whether he had won or lost.

>As evening fell and everyone said their fond farewells,Tasha retired with her husband to the living room and combed her claws through her mate's plain black hair.
>"I'm not blind, you know?" His dragon whispered. "You worked very hard today."
>Her sharp talons gripped Ned's jacket and pulled him close. "You also haven't been listening to me."
>Tasha pressed him into the cushions of the couch, her wings unfolding into a diving stance, knees braced and tail straight back.
>"We are one, are we not?" Razor fangs nipped at his neck and acrid smoke wafted across his face. "Aren't we supposed to share everything? Aren't we a team?"
>"I..." He couldn't answer in his embarrassment.
>"Look me in the eye." Tasha rumbled. "You are never alone. Your problems are my problems."
>She pressed her forehead to his. "So please don't shut me out. Don't leave me alone. You're MY husband aren't you? I need you." Her voice dropped. "Don't you need me?"

>And he knew he did, more than anything. Life was not worth living without her, whether he deserved her or not.

>"Forgive me, my dear Tasha,-" He hugged his wife to his chest. "-you are all I need, now and forever."

>She smirked and began to clumsily unbutton her dress with her huge claws. Flames lapped between her teeth.
>"Then I'm going to give you all you can handle."

>>19840984
Receive a lewd education from a young age, and have it reinforced by kind succs.

>>19791384
Our immortal dragon empress is most lovely, but perhaps she should hurry for the story time with the other royalty?

>>19722649
It's real busy matching middle school shotas to kids in your orphanage. Worth it though.

>>19534794
Hey, Wandering Scholar managed somehow...with his Sidhe assistant, but I'm sure there's nothing there.

>>19317505
Like telling stories before their bedtime, playing upsies with the babies, chasing little Wendis around in the winter and helping them find a way to grab Jimmy from the kindergarten.

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>>19293775
Mono-party lineups are my jam. My plan B is an entire eyrie of loli dragon-types. They'll cajole, threaten, attempt to intimidate, fail badly at sneaking and ultimately cry so hard the thief will have no choice to give the story book back.

The book is the first edition of The Terrifying Brave Man who Mere'd Bahamut and Tiamat: for ages 5 and younger. Kept at the Central Library of Wintersburg as a historical treasure.

>>19220297
A perennial favourite.

>>19018124
Quite protecting and loving. That said, she wouldn't be above putting him in a group of dragon-class girls just to make him the next Tiamat-lover.

>>19018132
She's going to get an earful on the Silmarillion, and an extended sermon on why Feanor did nothing wrong.

>>18790714
Close enough, Wurm, close enough.

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>>18790739
>But Mr Anon! What happened to Mrs Penelope? Did Mr Odysseus ever get back in time to save her?

>>18637586
>>18637628
>she is also one of those treasures
>And thus, although the First Dragon had spent all her hoard to save her husband, her daughters, and her tribe, she did not feel a cent poorer.
>For the wealth of her hoard was not measured in gold and silver, but in the love of her family and her people.
>And by the eyes of great Bahamut and wise Tiamat, she was adjudged the richest of all the lizardfolk and crowned Queen of the Lizardfolk.

>>18539678
Gotta keep them daughterus snug.

>>18390876
Don't teach them odd things, they might never be corrected until they find someone that loves them more than they fear them.

Dragon school
Were you learn how to dragon correctly

>>18034555
Among other things.