/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>return home to clowfu with slaughtered boar
>the wildest of meats
>the Texans even taught you to line dance
>with your new skills your clownfu gets served and f'd in the b
>honkjaculate so loud everyone on the block can hear it
>random confetti fills the air as your honor is restored
>clownfu is so happy she wants to show you off to her parents
>got to visit them in her native habitat
>habitat:unclear
>wtf why is everything here so blurry?
>accidentally fumble a seltzer bottle across the dinner table
>it shatters into a kaleidoscope of fizz and shame
>even with the continuous foggy blur of the surroundings you can tell everyone is glaring at you
>fuck it, as long as you and clowfu are fine the world can burn
>uh oh clowfu is glaring at you
>PennywiseDance.gif
>oh shit her moves are too strong
>you try to line dance at her but there are too many banana peels
>get served again
>chew banana peels and cry in the blurry fucking alleyway in the unclear fucking habitat
This is bullshit. Nigga why are clowns. Fucking why.

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