/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40194181
>be a virgin with rage
>depressed from the state of affairs you become an alchoholic
>one night you get really drunk at the bar and pass out on a street bench
>wake up in a room you don't recognise
>open the door and see a hellhound with a bowl of eggs and a shit eating grin
on a side note wasn't the eggs guy a massive sperg that didn't know how to act around women what kind of hellhound would be equivalent to that?

Hangoverhound!

>>27244203
thanks /k/

>>26614300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAraG7ub0Y
>You dip the spoon into the broth, making sure to get a hearty amount of meat onto it
>You bring it to her lips and at first she simply stares at it, then to you
>Knowing her attitude, she would act tough and say that she could do it herself
>She hated the idea of looking weak in front of you
>Having half a foot in height over you, she often reminds you how strong she is, wrestling with you and tackling you when she wanted
>And of course how fragile you are
>Making sure you wear three layers when going out, that you have a healthy sleep schedule (most of time), and that you're actually eating three meals a day not consisting of different ramen flavors
>When you first met she in earnest couldn't believe how you, "a toothpick", managed to live like that
>Looking at her now though, tired and huddled under the covers, she looked so very small
>Maybe she was aware of that as you nursed her, she obviously wasn't used to a position of being bedridden
>But that doesn't matter to you
>You just wanted your girl to get better
>To your surprise, she gently takes the spoon into her mouth
>Her eyes widen just a little bit and so do the corners of her lips
>With each mouthful she gets more ravenous, fighting you for control of the spoon
>She wins, but that was kinda the point
>You put a hand to her forehead to check her fever
>Feels like touching the side of a boiling pot
>You set the bowl aside and help tuck her in under another blanket, as well as grabbing another pillow just to make sure she's comfortable
>A hot meal and rest do the body good
>Before you can get up to turn off the lights, she hurls herself up and grabs you
>Well, sort of
>She loses her momentum and ends up falling against your shoulder
>As rambunctious as she is, colds are still tough
>She sighs dejectedly into the crook of your neck
<"Being sick sucks."
>Poor girl, she can't struggle snuggle for a few days
>Her messy hair tickles your chin as she leans against you
>But there is something else you can do for her
>Hooking your right arm around her waist, you push her down onto your lap while you bring your left hand behind her ears
<"H-hey what's the big ideaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh..."
>You gently squeeze the base of her ears before taking one between your thumb and index, rubbing it in circular motions
>Simultaneously, you stroke her tight tummy, giving each each individual block of her abs attentive treatment
>Rinse and repeat for a few minutes, exchanging attention to her ears to her wild black hair
>By now her eyes are glazed over, limp on your lap, reduced to giggling with a few sniffles every now and then
>Works like a charm
>She lets out a little yawn and turns over, nuzzling her face against you
>How cute, she's falling asleep
>You got her to sleep, which is good, but now you have a girl twice your weight crushing your increasingly numb legs
>Oh well
>At least you'll be able to get a funny picture of her drooling on you
>Oh man, is that snot too?
>And she's doing it with such a sweet innocent smile
>Whatever, sometimes you can afford to be careless