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>>14989883
Yus.

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>>14339191
I love tiny Momiji.

>>14339203
Damn, that looks nice. Missed opportunity to get some eyeglasses on the tentacles though, and I know you've been wanting something like that recently.

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>>14313719
It just makes me think of that goddamn extra chapter in the SAO light novel. The whole "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly inside Asuna" comment.

>>14313720
>>14313721
The story is nowhere near as exciting as you might think.
It simply involved being bored, with a cum tissue and a lighter available. I took both outside into the back garden while the house was empty, and decided to ignite the thing, wondering if the semen soaked into it would affect the combustion in any way. The tissue was a couple of hours old, so it was hard and dry enough that it burnt easily.
Those of you who've had experience with burning things will know exactly what I mean when I describe the resulting smell as "offensively foul and acrid".

That was many years ago, and I've grown since then, though likely not for the better. After all, I was the one who fucked a bowl of jello for this very thread, less than a year ago (I think).

All things considered, I probably shouldn't be allowed to do the things I get paid for.

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>>12311714
So provided her line of sight wasn't interrupted, she could spy on people masturbating or coming out of the shower in the next town? Woah.

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>>11049808
>Is all the music this good? Because this is seriously good music.
This guy man.
This guy....

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How is your happy place /jp/? The one you imagine when your parents fight?

Mine is like a forest with dinosaurs, but they are my friends and they protect me. It is never midday or midnight because those are the worst hours of the day.

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>>10410939

>>10410888
>Practice hurt expressions of your wife.

>When her lover is talking to someone else
>When her lover evades her stare
>When her lover slaps her

>When her lover hurt her with bad words
>When her lover expresses fierce dislike to her
>When her lover breaks up with her

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>>9121310
Oh damn.

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>>8485147
If you'd rehost, I could try to play with you.

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