/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Went over to an icy ocean. I thought I would pray to God for Yukari to come marry me, as I levitated over onto a tiny cylinder iceberg and started to do so, but it overturned in a few seconds. I levitated back to land and thought about how people had crossed over the oceans just by levitating, and sea creatures would leave you alone while you were meditating. There's a school teacher who comes, pissed off at me for some reason, mentioning the dragon island. I levitate on top of a building and he tries to jump but couldn't quite make it. On the other side of the building, he vaults over the entire building after me somehow, looking like gigachad, as he threatens to kill me if I don't post my dreams
I see two Touhous associated with my enemy, and two who represent my team, Yukari and Hecatia. There was also another two representing me, Marisa and Merlin.
With a guy, he told me not to bother lancing their threads, since it just ups my curse apparently.
In a building, a couple of people go over to a teacher with manuscripts, he reads them then angrily sends them away, telling them to write something dark and like reality. I laughed, "As if they can write any reality darker than my dreams. " and he says "Yeah, I was kinda messed up after reading them."
In a pool, all the girls are shying away from me. Afterwards I'm sitting in a line with other guys, I call it heart breaking that I'm suffering from this. One guy says something like harden up, as he throws a Projected Heal at me, but I only was missing ~5% health, and say that ordinary Heals don't work, it's something like Heal (blue) that fixes it.
I'm talking with a couple guys, asking what the hell's going to happen now I've charged /jp/ with my dreams. One of them says "Anything is possible, except good fortune." I see something about Lovecraft, in a room like mine, saying "He was many men in his dreams, but in the end there wasn't any good fortune."
Next to a bath, I see Doremy and thought about asking about how I've charged /jp/ with over a thousand dreams, and there's fucking mind break shit going on.

I'm watching Zim who's nearby, and can't help but laugh, saying "he's just an inherently entertaining character" then say "Gaz is also good" as I see her a little ways off, on a staircase, punching someone above her really hard. I thought she was wearing a parrot suit, but looked closer and saw she was actually in a hippopotamus suit.
I went into a house. I was asked to perform divination. I laid a couple of marbles on the floor, then laid down on it while thinking(purposely) "the death!" as I flick another marble into those two. Into my head pops "water", then I see another marble roll under a couch, "leakage", then there's a bunch of marbles scattering around the room so I stop and try to gather them as a girl near the door says "he's not a diviner" I go over to her wondering if she'll perform divination, she's kneeling on the floor and has strange white scars above and below her knees. After a second, I notice the scars writhing. Shocked, I say "it's maggots!" She looks sad as she recalls being on a car trip to here, along the way she had set up a bunch of anti-maggot candles on her legs but her asshole dad took them away from her. Me and others set up the candles on her legs and lit them as the maggots spilled around the room along with water and we tried to clean them up, as I wondered if I could help her with this she might perform divination about Yukari for me.
In a cave, I'm grinding weak enemies and picking up little coloured droplets that boosted my stats slightly. The rest of my party is earlier up the cave, and up ahead is a black dragon boss that was too strong at the moment. The spawning mobs become harder, I struggle to take down an wc3 Grunt, winning because of my high lifesteal, thinking that might be needed to tank the dragon. Another couple of Grunts spawn as I run away, Thunder Lizards spawned that were attacking them but either the Grunts killed me or the chain lightning did.
I'm going up a flight of stairs, I have a mental image of me guarding Yukari's ass with a sword. Atop the stairs, in the neighbouring room is a school hall with many seats. Altaar is trying to go down the stairs and escape through a door at the front, but me and another guy are blocking off his exits, laughing when he gives up. The speaker at the front gives me an award for this, and I act like Bart saying "radical" as I'm going up the stairs with Yukari, then say some other catchphrase of his which made myself laugh, I look at Yukari and she giggles about it too. Altaar grabs Yukari and says "she isn't worth mu!" as he chucks her down the neighbouring room's flight of stairs. She bounces down them on her ass as I run to the bottom and catch her in a princess hold, noting the double negative "Yeah, she *isn't* worth mu!"

I'm watching Zim who's nearby, and can't help but laugh, saying "he's just an inherently entertaining character" then say "Gaz is also good" as I see her a little ways off, on a staircase, punching someone above her really hard. I thought she was wearing a parrot suit, but looked closer and saw she was actually in a hippopotamus suit.

I went into a house. I was asked to perform divination. I laid a couple of marbles on the floor, then laid down on it while thinking(purposely) "the death!" as I flick another marble into those two. Into my head pops "water", then I see another marble roll under a couch, "leakage", then there's a bunch of marbles scattering around the room so I stop and try to gather them as a girl near the door says "he's not a diviner" I go over to her wondering if she'll perform divination, she's kneeling on the floor and has strange white scars above and below her knees. After a second, I notice the scars writhing. Shocked, I say "it's maggots!" She looks sad as she recalls being on a car trip to here, along the way she had set up a bunch of anti-maggot candles on her legs but her asshole dad took them away from her. Me and others set up the candles on her legs and lit them as the maggots spilled around the room along with water and we tried to clean them up, as I wondered if I could help her with this she might perform divination about Yukari for me.

In a cave, I'm grinding weak enemies and picking up little coloured droplets that boosted my stats slightly. The rest of my party is earlier up the cave, and up ahead is a black dragon boss that was too strong at the moment. The spawning mobs become harder, I struggle to take down an wc3 Grunt, winning because of my high lifesteal, thinking that might be needed to tank the dragon. Another couple of Grunts spawn as I run away, Thunder Lizards spawned that were attacking them but either the Grunts killed me or the chain lightning did.

I'm going up a flight of stairs, I have a mental image of me guarding Yukari's ass with a sword. Atop the stairs, in the neighbouring room is a school hall with many seats. A Faggot is trying to go down the stairs and escape through a door at the front, but me and another guy are blocking off his exits, laughing when he gives up. The speaker at the front gives me an award for this, and I act like Bart saying "radical" as I'm going up the stairs with Yukari, then say some other catchphrase of his which made myself laugh, I look at Yukari and she giggles about it too. The Faggot grabs Yukari and says "she isn't worth mu!" as he chucks her down the neighbouring room's flight of stairsS she bounces down them on her ass as I run to the bottom and catch her in a princess hold, noting the double negative "Yeah, she *isn't* worth mu!"

In a little alleyway that had a cool shirt shop, but I had no money. I leave and see another shirt shop, but no money. I'm riding a skateboard but don't know how to really skate. I see Faggot's royal guard is with some others, and he talks some shit about me performing a trick. I don't think I can but try anyway, grabbing Yukari up in a princess hold, which makes her act flustered, and skating down a slope, then up towards a massive tree stump which I jump up and grind around the edge of, with a flower appearing for me. I thought that was actually pretty good, as I look up the slope but they weren't watching, hear them coming back into view talking shit about me having Yukari for a wife, I go up to royal guard and he has a flower on his head which I tear up, then kick him in the balls.

In a kitchen, someone tells me that I'm Merlin. I go outside, looking down at my clothes but they were just my ordinary clothes. I'm "lucid", I try flying up into the sky but it's hard and I'm being chased by assholes. I figure out that I can breathe in while flying up then breathe out and fly down towards where I want to go. I get far away from the assholes, but in the end they just appear nearby anyway. They had guns and were pointing them at a neighbouring property who faced back their their own guns, asking if they want to fight. One of them bullshits "What? We're just here to sightsee."

I think about Faggot acting like he's Yukari's husband, and think of calling him False Yukari's Husband, then remembered that Amygdala is called False God, and thought it's too cool a title for him, he's more like a Faggot.

In a lounge room, on TV is 300 stuff going on, with Blow Me Away playing, and the Spartans were setting up a tower that had a wooden lion on top of it, all talking about estrogen being a miracle drug. I guessed it was false information for enemies, with testosterone being the actual miracle drug. Faggot comes through the room, pretending not to be interested, but I see him linger at the doorway. Then he pulls out a bow and arrow, he tries to shoot the TV but I block it, then he tries to ricochet a shot into it but I block that, then I'm just taunting him but the TV errors for some reason.