/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43561119
You know what they say, Anon
Never more than three meters from a spider or whatever.

>>39815432
>rape-train
SOMEONE SAY RAPETRAIN?

What's the most frightening monster to be pursued by?

>>38009859
What if they find you?

Always remember, (you) are built for being bred by tight monster pussy

>>37199543
>30% ushi
yes this is fair and makes sense

>>37037460

>>36563864
You'll never see a wall without at least one Ushi-Oni sized hole in it ever again.

You have alerted the ushi

>>35554950
You son of a bitch you're getting ushied

I've stopped repairing the wall, Ushi just comes through the hole now.

>>34825945
You motherfucker say that to my face

>>33676843
STOP PUTTING HOLES IN WALLS

>order illegal spider cow milk
>mix my protein shakes with it
>test doubles
>sick gains
>huge balls
>cock grew 3 times the size
>all the other guys in my paladin squad be mirin
Remind me order Bros why aren't we supposed to drink the ushi-oni milk?

Brb btw, wife has been shaking in the bed ever since we had sex and nowII hear weird grunts from the bedroom, gotta check up on her.

>Get adopted into an ushi-oni family because momma wanted practice for when the demon lord figures out how to let monsters have incubi sons
>Dad knew about the dangers of single ushi-onis, and has been around long enough to know that step-brother just means "possible husband who lives with you and your sisters", so he gets you a super-reinforced door to your room, not even momma could break through it
>But he forgot about the walls

>>33588887
bugger
thought i was being good at thinking for once

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