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So why are you stillva Touhou fanboy/girl when KanColle is the hot new fad?

Personally, I don't like boats.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2013-05-01/touhou-creator-zun-dies

Its....over
;_:
I am in shock right now

I can already predict what western fans will ask ZUN at AWA

``Are you ever going to bring back anymore PC98 characters''
``Is Mima going to be in the next game''
``When is Mima coming back''
``Where’s Mima''
``How old are Reimu and Marisa''
``Is -insert ship- canon''
``Do you ship your characters''
``Where's Mima''

>>8291963

Alcoholic, pedophile, god: whatever you want to call him, ZUN is everything a man can strive to be, a paragon of virtue and meaty muscle powered by vats of the finest spirits. Where ZUN treads, Touhou fans fall to their knees offering their virgin mouths and buttholes to please their radiant emperor. Usually with alcohol.

Currently, he has no interest in exporting his games to America because in his words "Shmups are too hard for Americans"(Either that, or his blood type is budweiser). And who can blame him for saying that when Americunts consider Fail of Duty and Halo to be the hardest games they ever played (even though they're playing on fucking Easy Mode of all things)? However, western fans have created mods to change the game's dialogue from Moonspeak to English. Not that it makes the games remotely easier.

Despite people pirating his games, people who have met him has reported that he still lives like a king just from making games. Now's a good time to ask yourself what you're doing with your life because after you finish reading this line, ZUN just made even more money.

Would you suck zun's cock if he promised to let you help design Touhou 14