/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'VE GOT YOU NOW OP

but honestly, most of them don't look as bad as reimu/sakuya. Those are the worst characters zun can draw.

You have to post touhous even when it is cool.

Let's answer this once and for all /jp/
http://poll.pollcode.com/vu6s

Anyone but Kaguya is fine.

I have a question /jp/.
Which one you prefer, Touhoumon 1.5 or Touhoumon 1.8?

>>8477476
but ZUN art is the apex of what can be made with pen and paper

Oh yeah btw the total number of votes was 72.

>>8431367
no it isnt cuz the faithful fanwork is always 99999999999x better than the perfidious fanwork

Pick one touhou to fill each of the following roles in your life:

Your older sister
Your little sister
Your loving wife
Your secret lover

I have a fetish, let me explain.

I want to ejaculate in some peanut butter, or similarly creamy substance, and make food out of it. I would then feed it to hungry Touhous. After they have eaten, I would asked them how they liked it and reveal that they had ingested my semen. The shock on their faces would be terrific. I have masturbated to this fantasy multiple times.

It feels good to type that out.

>Ever feel privileged, that you happen to know Touhou?

Why would I feel privileged to have a niche interest? Plenty of people have a hobby, and I doubt the joy I get from a hard mode 1CC is any greater than the joy someone else could get from mastering a piece on the piano or writing a book or whatever the hell it is people do to kill time these days. Just because my way to waste time is more obscure and generally loathed doesn't make it better.

Also, I hate you for your comma usage.

In this thread you will post your favorite picture of your favorite touhou. OK?

If you don't love all touhous you are a shitty toho fan.

ZUN created them all with love ;_;

I can't post the full version (too big) but this one is the best.

It started with me riding in a car with no gravity, around me were a few giants, two of the giants were blonde women. (I assume these were oni, and the blonde was Yugi.) We rode to their lodgings, where we had pizza and beer. I was eating quite a bit of pizza, and what seemed like way too much beer. For dessert I had a snickers bar, which had some writing that I cant remember on it. After reading it, I nodded to the oni, and our plan set into motion.

Why are they all so cute?